The little things in life that make me happy!

Posted by on Feb 10, 2013 in Moody Mom, Uncategorized | 14 comments

Is it sad when you get overly excited about being the first one in the office to grace the freshly cleaned potty seat?

For the past two weeks I have been arriving a little early at work. I don’t know if I am a pee pot or if none of the other ladies have to go when they first get to work.

I have been the first lady to grace at least one of the freshly cleaned toilets. That’s right, the seat is still up from last night’s cleaning.

I don’t know why, but this puts a smile on my face every morning! Just the fact that I am the first one, puts me in a glorious mood all day. Granted, I will not plop my fanny on any seat without a seat protector or squatting. I am a BIT OCD, I don’t know where your fanny has been. None the less, I walk in to the stall and feel like yelling – Bingo, I hit the jackpot!

As my rump nears the potty seat, I dream of being crowned Miss America as I wave and take my royal seat.

Oh well, It’s the simple things in life that make me happy!

queen

14 Comments

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  1. Brittany

    And you call me the crazy one?!

  2. Anita

    Well worth getting to work early! Keep wearing that crown!

  3. hwhite

    Nothin’ weird about liking a clean potty!

  4. brittant73

    This cracks me up… but I smile toow hen i am the first one.

  5. Jodi

    I must admit, I feel the same joy when seeing a freshly cleaned seat…ESPECIALLY out in public! :)

  6. Amy

    You so silly!! I have to admit that is so nice to use a freshly cleaned public potty!! LOL!!

  7. Brandy

    Only you girl!!! love ya

  8. Stacie

    LOL! A fresh bowl is a good thing.