Is it sad when you get overly excited about being the first one in the office to grace the freshly cleaned potty seat?
For the past two weeks I have been arriving a little early at work. I don’t know if I am a pee pot or if none of the other ladies have to go when they first get to work.
I have been the first lady to grace at least one of the freshly cleaned toilets. That’s right, the seat is still up from last night’s cleaning.
I don’t know why, but this puts a smile on my face every morning! Just the fact that I am the first one, puts me in a glorious mood all day. Granted, I will not plop my fanny on any seat without a seat protector or squatting. I am a BIT OCD, I don’t know where your fanny has been. None the less, I walk in to the stall and feel like yelling – Bingo, I hit the jackpot!
As my rump nears the potty seat, I dream of being crowned Miss America as I wave and take my royal seat.
Oh well, It’s the simple things in life that make me happy!