The top ten Crazy things my child has said recently:
- “Mom, you can’t cook! We are going to starve while daddy is recovering from surgery!”
- “Now that I’m ten, I have to get use to this old age stuff.”
- “I wish I could tell the waitress that I AM NOT HER BABY!”
- “You had Nerdy glasses when you were a kid.”
- “Will you buy me a sister?”
- “Seriously, do you need to borrow some money to buy me a sister?”
- “Word on the street is Selena Gomez is engaged to Justin Bieber”
- “This is kid talk, adults don’t understand.”
- “It’s Ok mom, I’m used to you embarrassing me.”
- “I wish I had a shrinking gun so I can put you in my pocket. That way I could keep you with me all the time.”
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I love love love these!
She is a mess!
Sounds like the nuttiness of child conversations continues beyond 2! (So what exactly is “old age” stuff? lol)
Bear’s back was hurting the other day. She thought that was a sign of old age.
Awwwww!!!!!!! Love them!
Thanks! There are more, but some of them I can’t put out in public.
When did Brad have surgery? Is there anything I can do for you all?
He had surgery in Nov for the arm her hurt at work. He is doing fine now. Thanks!
She is a mess, but she’s the only mess I’ve got, so I love her bunches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST LIKE HER MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just like her Uncles on the Hankins side!
These will be fun for her to read in a few years! Love the hat on her!
I am planning on making her a book for her wedding.
Can you post the things that you blurt out loudly in the car while children are present or what they dress up as for halloween???????!!!!!!!!!
NO and shut up!
very funny!!